the people responsible for the limited release of the hat bring you

the

LARS=SEX GOD

Yes! If you missed the high fashion that is the "LARS=SEX GOD" hat, you now have the chance to redeem yourself by purchasing your very own t-shirt. At only

$15 each

this may be one of the last true bargains you'll ever see.
The t-shirt will be high quality grey marl, with a stylish pocket logo printed on the front, and "LARS=SEX GOD There can be only one." splashed across the back.

If you think this is the fashion accessory that is sadly lacking from your wardrobe, contact David in F Block, The Diggings (x 84775) to place your order. Orders will close Friday, September 2, 1994.

This offer is far too bizarre to miss!

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.