To: david@lovetown.net
Subject: Re: LARS = SEX GOD Membership.
Dear Sir,
I would like to make an application to the world's most
exclusive club. I have completed the necessary acts of
vandalism, this being the ruthless writing of
LARS = SEX GOD
There can be only one
on Sue Moffat's note pad, with her very own pencil as
well, I might add, outside her office door.
To quote Sue:
"I shouldn't leave a pencil out here. Silly students....[inaudible]..."
Little did she know the culprit stood before her!
So....
Can I, please, please ,please, please be put on THE LIST!
That's all, thanks.
Glenn Peterson.
P.S. PLOP!
To: david@lovetown.net Subject: RE: LARS=SEX GOD news... --- snip --- bizarre...so the pranksta's the founder huh? Bollocks I say sir.. I lived with Lars in 1st year... knew the man intimately (sort of) and some geeky young upstart has done the L=SG page. Welllllll, where are the photos? Where is the hi-rez nekkid shot, goddam we should freeze Lars like they did to that convict...slice him up, and scan the bastard in... then he would truly be a legend. Bored housewives the world over could download Lars millimetre by millimetre, reconstruct him and make the sweet passionate love only a few have experienced before. He's a big man, so it would take many many Gigs but I think it's worth it...hell use the CSU computer centre... Lars spent many cheerful hours stroking the keys there...dedicate a shrine to the fucker bang in s1 or whatever it's called..get Cliffy to set something aside in the budget and give Garnet a job to run the whole thing. Hmmm, on second thoughts.. it's not so funny anymore. I was LOLling and ROFLling so hard earlier that the entire production staff came to my desk to sedate me, so I was forced to explain the whole story. After telling it ten times I'm a little worn out and the sex god bit barely raises a sweat on my brow anymore...hang on, I'll try now.....no, nothing. --- snip ---
Date: Tue, 15 Oct 1996 01:37:53 -0400 From: Lars Jensen To: david@lovetown.net Subject: true story So this summer I drove from Boston to San Francisco. My first stop of significance was at my friend Rick's house in Chicago. Rick, a fairly low-tech guy, had just got an AOL account and was wondering what he could do with it, so I got him onto the Web and we surfed a bit. Then I showed him Alta Vista and explained how you could use it to search for things. Being male, Rick naturally said "Type in 'sex'", so I did. Imagine my delight when "LARS=SEX GOD" came up on page one! To this day, Rick continues to believe that I was somehow responsible. Thanks for the thrill, Lars Jensen
Date: Sun, 29 Sep 1996 19:33:18 +1100 From: Lars Lohmann To: david@lovetown.net Subject: Lars=SexGod It is my first day on the Net and what do I find. Somebody has reenacted the story of my University years at the University of Michigan. While never considered myself a sex god, I do believe there is something in the Name. As you can see from my e-mail address, I too am a LARS. While this name is common in Sweden, I was born and raised in Detroit. I never met another LARS while in the USA. Just for your information, if you have not already heard. There is actually a Saint LARS. I found a ruined church on the island of Visby in the Adriatic see off the coast of Sweden which was dedicated to Saint LARS. I even have photographs somewhere. I now live in Sydney, Australia after many years living in Europe. I shall bookmark this page and keep in touch. Do you have any t-shirts or hats left? It has been quite a while since this page has been set up. What's the price? LARS (SEX Appostal)
Date: Mon, 02 Sep 1996 17:13:34 +0100 From: Ben Faulkner Organization: Liverpool Institute For Performing Arts To: david@lovetown.net Subject: The L=SG Members Page My name is Ben or Benzini as my buddies like to call me I think my name should be on your WWW page because I have just finished our freshers magazine and have included your page and address for all to see !! Would you like to send anything for the next issue , be great if you could !! Hope I get in ! -- Ben Faulkner - Liverpool Institute For Performing Arts (LIPA)
Date: Mon, 30 Dec 1996 14:27:52 +1000 From: "EDP Department, Security Mailing Services" Organization: Security Mailing Services To: david@lovetown.net Subject: LARS=SEX GOD I've got the shirt. I've got the hat. I've grafittied his name. I've met the man and count him friend. WHEN IS THE LARS=SEX GOD MOVIE COMING OUT? WHERE WILL IT END? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
From: "C. Sherman" To: david@lovetown.net Subject: What is the legend? Date: Wed, 9 Oct 1996 01:29:10 -0400 I would love to spread the word, however, I believe that it would be bnest if I understood the legend??? I must be a feeble soul as I could not find out the story??? Is there one to be heard? Or is the root of all of this... Lars=Sex God
Date: Fri, 04 Oct 1996 12:29:48 +1000 From: stuart ridley Organization: Next Media To: david@lovetown.net Subject: hello again Once a year I set aside a day to contemplate Lars & his legacy. Last year I was gripped by a frenzy of passion & flung my half-eaten thoughts at your in-tray...but I'm older and wiser now... I shed a tear the other night flicking through a bunch of Interps, remembering working 3 days straight on 7 hrs sleep wired on cheap ephedrine & lo-tar cigarettes... there were letters & poems from you & other L=SG freaks...it was spiritual. Now I've forgotten the L=SG contemplation anniversary date so today is it. Here's what I want to do. I'm working on a mag which has section for readers' sites. I'd like to put a short piece in about L=SG, publish the URL, maintain the faith & anything else I can think of... keen?
Date: Thu, 08 Aug 1996 20:46:51 -0700
From: Lars Larsen
Subject: Sex GOD Stuff
To: david@lovetown.net
Sure... great stuff since we are all SEX GODS!!!!
Lars Larsen larsenl@infoave.net
Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 17:59:01 -0800 From: Lars DeRuntz Organization: Exact Duplicates To: david@lovetown.net Subject: LARS=SEX GOD Yes, well, I'm modest, but I AM a SEX GOD TOO. That's all I have to say about that. -Lars
From: PAYDAYSINC@aol.com Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 13:43:06 -0400 To: david@lovetown.net Subject: approval Hello Pranksta. I must say that your web site contains some of the pithiest wisdom I have yet come across on the Web. Rarely does one find a site willing to state the truth in such a frank and unapologetic manner. Lars Jensen
Date: Sat, 31 Aug 1996 13:42:36 +1100
From: Cafe
To: david@lovetown.net
Bit of a naff page altogether Guys. I was kind of expecting some
JUICE.... you know...some strangeness...some rudeness...some
something!!!! Having dreamt of LARS for many years alone in my
room I was excited to find that others knew of my dream man.
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Date: Fri, 25 Oct 1996 23:08:15 +1000
To: David Gilliver
From: Mark Templeman
Subject: Re: a dilemma
Dave,
Let me just say this I feel that this would definetly constitute a serious
social foul (Most likely a red card offence.)
{A small interjection - if I may - tell him to go jump!!!!!!!}
Well That was Bianca's thoughts on the matter.
It's not really that much of a dilemma, it's just a simple choice. Take
the money and forever have L=SG associated with the darker side of the
internet, easy money but at what cost. Or just refuse and keep L=SG at least
semi-respectable (think about the kids not to mention any warped minds that
have escaped from CSU in the last few years).
Not that I don't think Adult sites have a right to be on the net, but do you
really want L=SG linked to that kind of thing.
Well I have had my say Dave.
See ya when I see ya.
Mark
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Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1998 10:00:35 +1000 From: Ben Berry To: David Gilliver Subject: Ahem! If I might be so bold, how is it that I have been overlooked on the L=SG fan club page? Hmm?! Additionally, our first international member that I know of was Andrea Wakely (a citizen of the USA at the time, now a Canadian), to whom I sent a T-Shirt from the first batch about a week after I got it. Also, is another run of T-shirts going to happen, given that mine no longer fits? Ben Berry
Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 07:16:55 From: Katherine To: david@lovetown.net Subject: LARS = SEX GOD Hello, I will be visiting Bathurst shortly and, while there, thought I would tour the CSU campus to try and find the concrete grafitti as displayed on your website. Could you please provide an approximate location so I am not wandering around for hours on end? Thanks, Katherine
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